Clients From Hell : Client: “We really love the design! However, can...

Client: "We really love the design! However, can you make our website less cutting-edge? Our clients aren't really that good at using the Internet and won't use all of the bells-and-whistles."

Me: "What are you referring to specifically?"

Client: "We don't need the login area. None of our customers will use that."

Me: "OK, well it is an e-commerce store so I'm not quite sure how you're going to get paid without being able to identify the client."

Client: "Well, you're the designer and you've done a great job so far so I'm sure you can figure something out. Look at Google! You don't have to login to their site and they're making tons of money!"

Awesome. Via George.

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Posted 28 days ago

Peanuts, by Charles Bukowski

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Posted 1 month ago

The Numbers Behind Pornography

Porn should probably be lumped in with death and taxes as the only things we can be sure will always be around.

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Posted 1 month ago

Google Nexus One: The "Fuck You iPhone" Phone

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Posted 2 months ago

Mike Tyson Motivational Posters

I wish these could be made into an alarm clock that I would wake up to every day.

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Posted 2 months ago

Twitter Bling

For that friend who is just a little too into Twitter. And Chad Ochocinco.

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Posted 2 months ago

Gamespot's Awards for In-Game Ads Done Wrong

In the apocalypse, only Pepsi will survive.

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Posted 2 months ago

Alexis Ohanian’s TED Talk About Mr. Splashy Pants

And that's what viral content is. It's fun and fairly unpredictable. You have pretty much already failed if you set out to "make it viral."

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Posted 2 months ago

Video: Confessions on Life, Death and God

A nice reminder that people are fascinating, inspiring and weird. And a cool way to promote a book.

Via Greg Verdino.

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Posted 3 months ago

Obama to Robots: I'm Watching You

Apparently someone has seen the Terminator movies.

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Posted 3 months ago